Thursday, March 5, 2015

How to Write the BEST Short-Essay for a College English Course (2015)

1. Write the entire essay the day before it's due EXCEPT for the conclusion
2. Print a copy of the essay, make dinner, and CASUALLY drink as a writer should (drinking before this is detrimental to the method)
3. EDIT said paper over dinner and drinks
4. After doing the dishes from said dinner, write the conclusion, the "SO WHAT" of everything you've written...be honest, or at least as honest as you think you're professor will give you credit for as honesty
5. There you have it, the key to success is in the method...at this point this is the best damn essay you have written TO DATE!
6. Edit the essay AFTER breakfast and COFFEE the next day but make sure you do not miss the deadline to turn it in online

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